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'You can kiss your weekend hiking trips goodbye': Manager maliciously decries worker's desire for their weekends ordering them to work 6 days a week 1

'Never gonna happen': Micromanager assigns overworked employee more responsibilities, then cuts his pay in half, leading employee to leave company high and dry 2

Overachieving employee raises KPI averages higher just so their boss misses a promotion: 'The entire sector didn't get raises that year' 3

30 Relationship Memes for Adorable Women Who Love Driving Their Partners Crazy 4

42 Lord of the Rings Memes from the Depths of Middle-Earth (April 24, 2024) 5

‘But they’re your children too’: A Stay-at-home-mom Wishes to Rejoin the Workforce, Her Husband Insists the Childcare Costs Come Out Of Her Salary Alone 6

Put in your requests meow 1

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Pwease? 3

35 Gen X Memes for 80's Kids Raised on Hose Water (April 24, 2024) 4

Purrpetually hungry 5

Comical Collection of 'Not My Cat' Moments When Humans Were Delighted To Welcome An Unexpected Feline Visitor 6