Fortune Cookie Friday: Going to Need a Scalpel

'We won't serve you until you pay the bill': Dine and dash family returns to restaurant in attempt to do it again, manager makes sure they pay what they owe 1

'You can kiss your weekend hiking trips goodbye': Manager maliciously decries worker's desire for their weekends ordering them to work 6 days a week 2

A Hobbit's Helping of 34 Lord of the Rings Memes to Scroll Over Second Breakfast (April 25, 2024) 3

31 Star Wars Memes for Lightsaber-Wielding Geeks (April 25, 2024) 4

'Never gonna happen': Micromanager assigns overworked employee more responsibilities, then cuts his pay in half, leading employee to leave company high and dry 5

34 Furnomenal Feline Funnies and Cat Memes to Meow Through The Madness of Being an Adult 6

35 Gen X Memes for 80's Kids Raised on Hose Water (April 24, 2024) 1

Purrpetually hungry 2

Monorail cat 3

Mmm delicious 4

24 Funny Furry Felines For A Purrfect Dose Of Midweek Cat Cuteness 5

Instructions unclear 6