We just passed the dog park. We're not going to the dark park, are we? We're going to the vet, aren't we? The last time we went to the vet, I came home without my balls. What's it going to be this time? It can't be my dignity, because that sure as fuck went goodbye with my balls. They told you that chopping my nuts off would make me calmer, easy going and less destructive. Well just you wait until we get home this time.