God, thank you for this moment grant me the courage to grab her ass and the wisdom to plead "not guilty"

Might as well... 1

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 2

Every time 3

Some day, some way 4

Prank call 5

Don't mess with Momma 6