Dating Fails

Doodles Are the New Pickup Lines

Matt Christiansen has created a tumblr to his new method of giving his number to "pretty girls." He writes them a little note, draws a little doodle and then tells them, "you dropped this."

I imagine he scampers away happily as the pretty girl reads it, but who knows.


I think his work speaks for itself.

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