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16 Absolutely Terrible Pickup Lines

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  • 1

    Hmm

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  • 2

    I'm Thinking Nope

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  • 3

    I'd Love to Eat Pizza...

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  • 4

    How Do Those Two Things Go Together?

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  • 5

    This Aggression Can Not Stand, Man

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  • 6

    I'd Rather Watch Some Netflix

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  • 7

    Great Save, Idiot.

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  • 8

    Nope Nope Nope

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  • 9

    Only If We Can Eat Oatmeal Creampies

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  • 10

    Not Into Cannibals, Sorry.

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  • 11

    How Is This Such a Common Question?

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  • 12

    I Prefer Dominos to Domination

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  • 13

    LOL...Nope

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  • 14

    Ewwwwwwww

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  • 15

    No You Must Have 3 Years Experience

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    Can We Eat the Sausage First?

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