West Michigan Whitecaps Fifth Third Burger

I'm going to leave his commentary to the genius who submitted it: "This is not a hamburger. This is an artery hardening monster consisting of 5 1/3 pound burgers, salsa, chili, chips, and cheese all stuffed into a massive bun. At 5,000 calories and a $20 price tag, this burger is not messing around."

Welcome to coronary court, buddy!