Fortune Cookie Friday - So Have Our Verbs

'We won't serve you until you pay the bill': Dine and dash family returns to restaurant in attempt to do it again, manager makes sure they pay what they owe 1

'You can kiss your weekend hiking trips goodbye': Manager maliciously decries worker's desire for their weekends ordering them to work 6 days a week 2

25+ bosses who instantly regretted taking on their new hires: '[She] started crying as soon as the phone rang saying she couldn't handle it' 3

A Hobbit's Helping of 34 Lord of the Rings Memes to Scroll Over Second Breakfast (April 25, 2024) 4

'Never gonna happen': Micromanager assigns overworked employee more responsibilities, then cuts his pay in half, leading employee to leave company high and dry 5

30 Relationship Memes for Adorable Women Who Love Driving Their Partners Crazy 6

35 Gen X Memes for 80's Kids Raised on Hose Water (April 24, 2024) 1

Purrpetually hungry 2

Monorail cat 3

Mmm delicious 4

24 Funny Furry Felines For A Purrfect Dose Of Midweek Cat Cuteness 5

Instructions unclear 6