Let Me Make This Simple For You

Because we can't be trusted to weigh or measure portion sizes, the US government has done away with the clunky and useless old food pyramid and replaced it with this reasonable diagram of healthy portion sizes. Unless that plate is the same size as the ones at the Cheesecake Factory. We're all screwed.

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