Remember that cringe-worthy "Asians in the Library" rant by former UCLA student Alexandra Wallace? Well, Indiana resident Sam Hendrickson is giving her a run for her money with this absurdly racist video in which he lists several reasons why he would "hate to be Asian." The video understandably sparked a huge backlash across the Internet, which resulted in an immediate backpedaling by Hendrickson via his Twitter account. He has since removed the video from his Facebook page, but it was swiftly reuploaded to YouTube where it will probably continue to haunt him for years to come. Welcome to the 21st century, Sam!