"What im wearing?Well,Its a black slik shirt and nothing under, and i just got out of the shower to answer this phone..."

Purrpetually hungry 1

Monorail cat 2

Instructions unclear 3

Mmm delicious 4

Not today, I can't be bothered 5

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (April 25, 2024) 6