Following last Friday's viral takeoff of a hostile e-mail sent by one of the University of Maryland Delta Gamma sorority members, who threatened sisters with violent repercussions for being "boring" and "awkward," celebrities are jumping on the viral bandwagon with their dramatic readings of the now-infamous e-mail transcript: actress Alison Haislip kicked it off last week with an impassioned, potty-mouthed monologue, followed by today's Funny or Die rendition starring the stone-faced actor Michael Shannon.
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