Wear This Codpiece and You'll Be Booted From Comic-Con

Adrianne Curry (did you really need the link?) Got herself temporarily thrown out of SDCC, because her naughty nethers were only covered this bulbous codpiece. I would assume this was because the spontaneous orgasm of an entire convention center, may not be good for business. But, all was well, and they let her back in when they realized she's wicked nerd-famous. -JH