Fortune Cookie Friday: The Future is Ripe!

Overachieving employee raises KPI averages higher just so their boss misses a promotion: 'The entire sector didn't get raises that year' 1

'If I am not employed there, the software cannot be used': Teacher wipes software from all machines before leaving for good after years of free extra labor 2

'Never gonna happen': Micromanager assigns overworked employee more responsibilities, then cuts his pay in half, leading employee to leave company high and dry 3

'Thou shalt not cut in line': Line-cutting Male Karen gets his comeuppance in the Drive-Thru pharmacy line 4

25 Parenting Memes for the Working Moms Trying to Hold it All Together 5

30 Relationship Memes for Adorable Women Who Love Driving Their Partners Crazy 6

Put in your requests meow 1

Pspspsps 2

Pwease? 3

35 Gen X Memes for 80's Kids Raised on Hose Water (April 24, 2024) 4

Comical Collection of 'Not My Cat' Moments When Humans Were Delighted To Welcome An Unexpected Feline Visitor 5

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 6