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9 Ass-Kicking Presidents and their Words Of Wisdom

  • 1

    Thomas Jefferson Vs Gorilla

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    "When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. When the government fears the people, there is liberty."
  • 2

    Teddy Roosevelt VS. Bigfoot

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    "A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user."
  • 3

    Ronald Reagan Riding A Velociraptor

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    "Man is not free unless government is limited."
  • 4

    John F. Kennedy Alien Hunter

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    "The American, by nature, is optimistic. He is experimental, an inventor and a builder who builds best when called upon to build greatly."
  • 5

    George Washington Zombie Hunter

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    "If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter."
  • 6

    FDR Battle Master

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    "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
  • 7

    Ben Franklin VS. Zeus

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    "Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man."
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    Andrew Jackson Alien Slayer

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    "Unless you become more watchful in your states and check the spirit of monopoly and thirst for exclusive privileges you will in the end find that... the control over your dearest interests has passed into the hands of these corporations."
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    Abe Lincoln Riding a Grizzly

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    "Things may come to those who wait…but only the things left by those who hustle."
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