Completely Relevant News: Dinosaurs!

This theropod here (of T-Rex fame) was found in Bavaria, which paleontologists determined to be 98% intact. For reference, the 80% completeness of the famous T-Rex Sue is considered a fantastic treat. There are even remnants of hair (proto-feathers) and some skin (cue Jurassic Park theme). Scientists are still determining if the animal is a juvenile or a new species entirely. Me, I'm still determining whether or not this thing would be capable