(My gay friend, Josh, was on his way over to my house. My dad told me to make my bed, but I was being lazy, so I just flung my comforter on top of it.) Me: There, it's been straightened....sorta. Dad: (walks in, says without missing a beat) Josh is straighter than that.
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