Don't sweat it Watermelon Man; haters are gonna hate no matter what you do.

Last week we asked you to give Watermelon Man a meaning, and though some of you are determined to cry forced, a lot of you answered the call. Here are the most successful submissions we've gathered in the last week. Vote for your favorite (or if you're a hater, pick the one you hate just a little bit less than the others) and we'll try to put this whole thing behind us.