Please Let "Coma" Be a Hyperbole For "Sleep" Here, PLEASE

At Parenting FAILs we post both WINs and FAILs in parenting, and lately there have been a lot of WINs (what can we say, sometimes people are awesome!). However, there's no denying that the FAIL is alive and well. Like this.

Pardon, I'm going to go jump off of a cliff now.