DEAR DIARY: I'M BORED OUT OF MY FREAKIN' MIND. CAN'T EAT, CAN'T SLEEP, CAN'T POOP. BEEN PLAYING WITH MY STUFFED ANIMALS ALL DAY.

Put in your requests meow 1

Pspspsps 2

Pwease? 3

He'll catch one for us 4

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 5

Purrpetually hungry 6