Listen man, we've all had the fantasy. Just don't a) tell people about it, and b) actually do it.

'Never gonna happen': Micromanager assigns overworked employee more responsibilities, then cuts his pay in half, leading employee to leave company high and dry 1

'You can kiss your weekend hiking trips goodbye': Manager maliciously decries worker's desire for their weekends ordering them to work 6 days a week 2

Overachieving employee raises KPI averages higher just so their boss misses a promotion: 'The entire sector didn't get raises that year' 3

‘I don’t care about your policy': Guest checks into hotel for 45 minutes, then leaves, demanding a full refund which employee refuses 4

'I want to enjoy a campfire from my porch': Guest wants to light a campfire in the middle of a forest, hotel employee refuses to sell him firewood 5

'You can't stay here': Hotel guest demands to sleep in the lobby after she arrives a day early, front desk refuses and cancels her reservation 6

Fast food Karen throws back-to-back tantrums, gets herself arrested: 'Karen [ended up] sitting in the backseat of the police car' 1

27 Retail Memes for Customer Service Workers Who Are Checked Out 2

Manager insists on personally reviewing every job candidate Recruiter finds, lives to regret it: 'I never received pushback again' 3

‘I don’t work 80 hours a week when I’m paid for 40’: Boss demands new hire work overtime for free, stating employee isn't committed enough to their team 4

25 Random Fails That Show We All Have Our Moments 5

'You can't stay here': Hotel guest demands to sleep in the lobby after she arrives a day early, front desk refuses and cancels her reservation 6