My dad: One day I was in a park, and I saw this person's ass, and I thought "One day I'll marry that ass!" Me: I thought you met mom a different way? Dad: Oh no, it turned out that the owner of the ass was a dude. But still, it was the sexiest ass I've ever seen in my life.
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