What a polite way of saying "seriously, go away"

Property owner devises a plan to get back at the county after they tried to steal 3,750 square feet of his land: ‘They won’t be extending the road after all' 1

Client humbles micromanager in front of entire team after micromanager tries to teach staff member a lesson in business etiquette 2

'You were not qualified': Job candidate messages interviewer to decline role, receives unhinged response in return 3

New boss experiences consequences when multiple members of their team quit simultaneously: 'I'm giving my notice the next day I work' 4

Homeowner gets even with bullying home buyers and their shady agent: 'He absolutely demanded that he be paid' 5

'Guess who woke up to 17 emails from the company?': Team leader pressures employee to work on their day off, demands employee 'write a review by the end of the day' 6

25 Funniest Real Courthouse Quotes That Have the Entire Jury LOLing 1

A Time Capsule of 28 Nostalgic Memes to Transport 80s Kids Back to an Era Before Cell Phones 2

New boss experiences consequences when multiple members of their team quit simultaneously: 'I'm giving my notice the next day I work' 3

'We played chicken and won': Startup employees rise up against CEO's new office hours 4

'Guess who woke up to 17 emails from the company?': Team leader pressures employee to work on their day off, demands employee 'write a review by the end of the day' 5

'Never paid a cent': Witty student calls the university's bluff, breaking the parking permit system by refusing to pay for tickets 6