I get everything except the part about "I phasor myself in the head..."

35 Gen X Memes for 80's Kids Raised on Hose Water (April 24, 2024) 1

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Comical Collection of 'Not My Cat' Moments When Humans Were Delighted To Welcome An Unexpected Feline Visitor 3

Purrpetually hungry 4

Mmm delicious 5

Copycats 6