Acting Like Animals: Move Over, Maru!

Seriously, I know you're a Japanese superstar and also a cat, but I think you've been getting lazy with your box game lately, and I'm here to take the title of "supreme cute box animal" away from you! You may have paunch and feline wiles working in your favor, but I have puppy eyes and the innate virtue of being a corgi. Bring it on, Maru!