Henry VIII's reign as King was defined by his not giving a single feel about the feels of anyone ever. But what exactly made him a bro?
Well for one, he literally and figuratively slayed his fair share of women. Nothing says "douchebag" like beheading two women for not birthing sons. In addition to his compulsive disdain for the fairer sex, his delusions of grandeur were rivaled by few.
As if his overwhelming urge to un-head his wives wasn't delusional enough, the man started a church