Please don't take this the wrong way but... Have you considered bangs?

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 24 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 1

Just in case 2

A Ginger Gazpacho of 27 Goofball Cats With One Singular Brain Cell Including Only Three Ingredients - Sunshine, Chaos, and Orange Flavoring 3

Funny And Facetious Friday Morning Feline Memes To Fill You With Spicy Energy 4

Best meowment of the day 5

They make the rules, not us 6