Acting Like Animals: No, Seriously, We're Closed

The sign's a bit misleading though, because I'm absolutely not sorry about the fact that we're not open. And yes, I know it's 10 a.m., but you're just going to have to deal with that, because I was up all night (since I'm nocturnal and whatever), so opening the shop to work the register for eight grueling hours just absolutely does not sound appealing to me right now in any way.