Uh-oh, Tom.
The NFL upheld Tom Brady's four game suspension for this upcoming season after he allegedly smashed his cell phone amid the #DeflateGate investigation.
According to CNN, officials said he did this to "hide evidence of his own participation in the underlying scheme to alter the footballs."
Whatever ~really~ happened aside, these Tom Brady jokes are top of the line.
Maybe Tom Brady didn't smash his phone on purpose. He's just not used to picking things up that weigh the proper amount & it threw him off.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) July 28, 2015
Trying to convince a Patriots fan that Tom Brady is guilty. pic.twitter.com/udhjzsGxyj
— Dez Bryant's Ego (@DezBryantEgo_) July 28, 2015
Tom Brady: I want the world to know *deletes texts* that I've been nothing but transparent *smashes phone* I LOVE THE TRUTH *burns clothes*
— Lucas Neff (@RealLucasNeff) July 28, 2015
Photo of Tom Brady's assistant pic.twitter.com/v1dGnzK3wv
— Brett LoGiurato (@BrettLoGiurato) July 28, 2015
ME: Tom, how do you feel about today's decision? Are you…deflated?
TOM BRADY: *starts crying*
ME: Get it? Deflated?
TOM BRADY: *sobs*
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) July 28, 2015
We're not saying this is how Tom Brady destroyed his phone, but just maybe... pic.twitter.com/3VY9wq9wqj
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) July 28, 2015