Twitter deity, and great comedian, Patton Oswalt took one for the American team Aug. 6 and live-tweeted his perspective on the first Republican primary debate.
The enormous affair hosted the top 10 candidates highest in the polls. It gave a scant two hours for them to differentiate themselves from each other and attempt to not talk about the rich elephant in the room — Donald Trump.
My daughter, just now: "Can't we watch CUPCAKE WARS?"
Me: "We are, sweetie. We are." #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
Can SOMEONE Photoshop an album cover for Chris Christie's smooth jazz masterpiece, THE HUGS THAT I REMEMBER? #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
"They call me Vito BORE-leone." -- Dr. Ben Carson #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
I don't think neurosurgeon Ben Carson ever needed anesthesiologist in the operating room. Just saying. That he's boring. #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
Wait, does Rand Paul want to marry a gun? Not saying that's a deal-breaker for me, but still... #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
Well holy shit, Kasich. Good on you. #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
If Trump is against "p.c. culture," I'm suddenly 100% for it. Not even kidding. What a howling shit-cave of a human. #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
Donald Trump's views on immigration are based solely on the first 8 minutes of SCARFACE. #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
Tough words, Donald Trump. No way Obama's gonna get re-elected now! #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
"Jesus...good guy. I would've sealed his tomb better. Cheap craftsmanship, a boulder that can just be rolled away." -- Trump. #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
They're talking about Hilary like she's John Wick. I love it. #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015