Overall, I'd say it was just about the worst fifth birthday ever

When saving up money for your daughter's fifth birthday, don't think that the dresser drawer in your bedroom in your house on the outskirts of town is a safe place to keep it. Somehow, your brother will manage to break in and steal it. He will use the money for an engagement ring for his girlfriend who you hate. Regardless of cops and a judge who order him to pay the money back, you won't be able to afford a birthday for your daughter. She will blame you. #LFMF