Cracked's After Hours crew has a reasoned debate about whether Mario or Bowser is the real villain of the Super Mario Bros. games, and Bowser fares better than you might expect for a spiky, kingdom-invading kidnapper.
Of course, it's not hard to look good when you're up against "a dick with a moustache."
To be fair to Mario, though, bringing Donkey Kong Jr. into it was kind of a lo