Sis: Let's get smoothies.
Mom: I don't like smoothies.
Me: You don't like smoothies?
Mom: Or milkshakes.
Me: Holy cow how can you not like milkshakes?
Mom: I don't like that kind of texture, all creamy and gooey and sticky in my mouth.
::long pause, in which sister and I stare open-mouthed::
Mom: You asked! You wanted to know! I have no regrets!