You ever tell a story that seems too good to be true? Well, just throw a "True Story" on there, and problem solved! Now everyone believes you, whether it was true or not!
Of course, this has the potential to be abused, but it hasn't yet and probably never will. True story.
The truest of stories, though, is if you share this post more than Cereal Guy, True Story will progress to the next round. YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE.