GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum took some time off from making English a pre-condition for Puerto Rican statehood to enjoy some shirtless sun by the pool at a local resort.
Asked about the candid shot by Chicago-based radio personality Steve Cochran, Santorum apologized for what must not have been "a pretty sight."
Conveniently omitted from Cochran's interview: The fact that this photo was snapped by a passenger aboard an Atlantis all-gay cruise, which just happened to be docked nearby.