Damn it Feels Good to Be a Triad

See internet teenagers? Some people, like this Chinese gangster who lost his mobile phone, lead interesting enough lives that they don't have to wash every photo in that faux-vintage filter on Instagram. Let this be an inspiration to you. Now stop taking pictures of plastic bags and your vinyl collections and start extorting Yuan from small business owners.

Check out more of this bizarre glimpse into China's organized crime scene here!