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'You can kiss your weekend hiking trips goodbye': Manager maliciously decries worker's desire for their weekends ordering them to work 6 days a week 1

'I gave her exactly what she asked for': Micromanager boss scolds employee for lateness, regrets it when employee stops working long hours 2

'Never gonna happen': Micromanager assigns overworked employee more responsibilities, then cuts his pay in half, leading employee to leave company high and dry 3

'Sorry, we're closed': Servers Share Most Entertaining Experiences Working at Restaurants 4

20 Construction and DIY Flaws That Lack All Common Sense 5

Overachieving employee raises KPI averages higher just so their boss misses a promotion: 'The entire sector didn't get raises that year' 6

20 Construction and DIY Flaws That Lack All Common Sense 1

Expectation vs. Reality: 25+ Botched products that didn't meet expectations 2

25 Random Fails That Show We All Have Our Moments 3

'I want to enjoy a campfire from my porch': Guest wants to light a campfire in the middle of a forest, hotel employee refuses to sell him firewood 4

‘I don’t work 80 hours a week when I’m paid for 40’: Boss demands new hire work overtime for free, stating employee isn't committed enough to their team 5

'[I] had a guy try to pay me with pottery': 30+ Freelance artists who had the most entitled clients ever 6