Words of Wisdom from Our Guest Professor, Samuel Clemens

Yesterday's discussion about censorship in public schools segues well into Mark Twain's philosophizing. This of course brings us back to the point that in trying to please everyone all the time, everyone ends up insulted. Class dismissed. --Dr. Prof. Nick, Ph.D, M.D., esq.

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