The NFL has taken the advice of a psychotherapist and this season will roll out league-wide mandatory counseling -- and a code-of-conduct exam -- for any fans eighty-sixed from games for violence and/or rowdiness. No amount of groveling or bribery will get offenders back in their seats -- a 70 percent passing grade on the exam is the only thing that gets them off the "unforgiven" list.

Actual true-or-false questions from the quiz:

1. 1. Behaving badly toward other fans, such as fighting, swearing or threatening them, is OK as long as they deserve it.
2. 2. According to MetLife Stadium's alcohol policies, four drinks is the maximum a person may purchase at a time.
3. 3. Every fan has a right to like any team they wish. Using abusive language toward fans who support teams you don't like will not be tolerated.

Answers:

1. 1. False.
2. 2. False, it's two.
3. 3. True.

Yep, this should take care of things.

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