Please Never Procreate

These were the cake toppers for our wedding. The velociraptor is outfitted in a lovely barbie wedding outfit and bouquet, and Admiral Ackbar is wearing a tiny plastic top hat. IT'S A TRAP!!!

I can't even conjure up what a child of Admiral Ackbar and a velociraptor would look like. Also, I'm not really sure how these two even met in the first place. Congratulations, you've officially overwhelmed me. I'm just gonna go lie down now.