Urine Trouble

If you're on vacation with your boyfriend's family and you spend the night doing tequila shots at the nearby bar, be sure to put your important belongings in a closet or up against the wall before you pass out. If you leave your suitcase anywhere near the middle of the room, you WILL wake up to your boyfriend peeing all over everything you own, including your new passport. You WILL spend the entire next day washing urine out of your clothes and towels, and attempting to air-dry your passport. #L