This Is All Kinds Of Stupid of the Day

So a girl goes to a Cinco de Mayo house party, gets all kinds of trashed, vomits, then passes out in a backyard where the grass had been neglected for weeks. Around 4 a.m., an unknown party-goer runs over said girl, who was found by friends half an hour later with severe injuries.

Now the race is on to identify the driver. Police have few leads.

"The grass was really high, and I guess they didn't see me," Michelle Fuller says. "I'm old enough to drink, but I think I overdid it. I drank too much. I'm guessing after I vomited, I passed out."

[wrcbtv]