Know This:

• Colin Powell says in his new book that the war in Iraq was never debated.
• There are more than 100,000 "F--k Yeah" Tumblrs.
• Jack the Ripper might have been a woman named Lizzie...
• The United States Football League will make its comeback in March 2013.
• Freddie Mercury will reunite with Queen via hologram.

Read This:

• Inside the serious game of Quidditch IRL.
• It's an up-to-date, state-by-state guide to the year's anti-choice laws.
• A complete update on Sarah Phillips, the former ESPN columnist suspected of scamming the Internets.
• A week without Google? What it was like.

Watch This:

• Kris Humphries plays to his douchebag rep in a new Funny or Die vid.
• Terry Gross makes her film debut in a clip for a stage version of This American Life.
• Comedian Aries Spears does Jay-Z, Shaq, LL Cool J, and Denzel Washington.
• It appears the debate over whether to use chimpanzees for testing has reached a fever pitch.

Look At This:

• A guy proposes to his ad agency girlfriend via banner ads.
• A lucky Virginia family counts six generations of living daughters. Here's the photo.
• At least one agency has figured out how to motivate its staff to complete their timesheets.
• We're more armed with nukes than we have any right to be.

Other:

• Tea Time Tumblr: Sh*t My Students Write
• Tea Time List: The 21 Best "Your Mom" Jokes In Internet History
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