It appears that this antiquated human tradition requires the captain to send out 76 cards, each to a female on a different planet. Fascinating.

Copy-cat 1

Double trouble 2

He's innocent! 3

41 Hissterical Tweets About Fluffy Felines That Are Pure Catnip for the Hooman Soul 4

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 5

Dangerfloofbelly 6