Today on The Daily What Geek: An MIT grad student has invented a real-life Mario Kart

Elsewhere on the Internets:

• Crazy: True Blood season 5, as evidenced by a new trailer
• Over: Ron Paul's campaign for the GOP nomination... sort of
• Scrambling: JPMorgan, after a $2 billion loss on a risky bet
• Fined: 117 Fort Lee, NJ, residents, under a new law that prohibits texting and walking
• Rebutted: The Obama camp's new campaign targeting Romney on the economy, by the GOP
• Lectured: The women of Barnard, by Obama, at their commencement today
• Screwed: People on the kidney transplant list, since many Americans are now too fat to donate
• Recognized: Same-sex marriages performed elsewhere, by the state of Rhode Island

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