That moment when I realize.. ... I've been put out to sea, given scissors and shaving razors to play with.. and they still haven't figured out a way to kill me!

Put in your requests meow 1

Pspspsps 2

Pwease? 3

He'll catch one for us 4

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 5

Purrpetually hungry 6