Ohio Man Establishes World Fist Pumping Record

James Peterson, 34, is setting a record that would make the Situation bow in respect: he is attempting to set the world record for long continuous fist pumping. As evidence of his dedication, Peterson super-glued his hand shut to ensure no cheating and maximum fist pumpage. After 16 hours, he finally stopped, but not before being recognized by local press.

Congratulations, James! You are an inspiration to bros everywhere!