Have you seen my boss? About a foot tall, four legged, long tail, big yellow eyes and covered in black fur? Says "Meow" a lot?

Purrpetually hungry 1

Monorail cat 2

Instructions unclear 3

Mmm delicious 4

Not today, I can't be bothered 5

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (April 25, 2024) 6