At this present time, all that you are to me is a human being that I once claimed to be well-acquainted with.

Put in your requests meow 1

Pspspsps 2

Pwease? 3

He'll catch one for us 4

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 5

Purrpetually hungry 6