"My whole family dead in a freak fussball accident...AND the cat burned down? OK. Got that. Thanks for calling.Yep, you have a great day too , Your Holiness..."

Put in your requests meow 1

Pspspsps 2

Pwease? 3

He'll catch one for us 4

Purrpetually hungry 5

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 6